Texting for Horse People...

[Michelle Clarke]

OOH - out of hay

LAS - lost a shoe

BBM - bastard just bit me

FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing

FTC -- Forgot the carrots

MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again

IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead

LWW -- Lesson went well

MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off

HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair

HAO - Hay All Over

HIMB - Hay in My BRA

PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt

UD - Unplanned Dismount

PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God

MMM - Master Manure Mucker

OOM - Out of money

MHTS - More horses than sense.

BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers

GBBF - got board bill, fainted

GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted

HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted

SLH - Smell like horse

DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee

HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby

WWFNS - Will work for new saddle

AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy

SSB - saddle sore butt

BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance

ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon

NLT - No lesson today

HGR - Have a great ride!

[Jackie]

Will FOMHL when I get her and am sure I'll spend time with FOMHL. I wonder if anyone will complain if I go to work and SLH?

[prizmbluekigers]

My friend who sits in the next cubicle couldn't understand what I was laughing about until she read these. I am still laughing or maybe it is HIMB laughter. Thanks for making the day better.

[fantasykiger]

love it

[mystickiger]

Thanks for sharing! Absolutely love HIMB. Been involved with HTNHFH, a Kiger as a matter of fact. I was the initial alibi for Argo with my friend's husband. Thank goodness all ended well as he loves him and it did not end in BAHHFDP for her.

[DianneC]

Too fun! We ought to think of a few from the horse' point of view. i.e. MLWH Mom's late with hay
How is Argo? I check on his blog now and then but nothing for a very long time.

[mystickiger]

Argo is wonderful! While the blog was a great thing, time alone told me that Kara wouldn't be able to keep up with it, LOL. Anyway, he's as beautiful as the day we brought him to PA. He is ana bsolutely beautiful mover, a to die for floating trot with a huge ground covering walk. Trusting of those he knows (lucky me!) and a typical Kiger "air fern". He's gorgeous. While Kara says without a doubt he's gray, I'm still not convinced. Never saw a light orange grey horse with dark points, mane and tail like him before. Due to Argo, I really can see the confusion of the color terminolgy with Kigers. He's now 21? and no where near as grey as say Tiffany's beautiful Fantasy.

[stormyranch]

FOMHL!

[DianneC]

Cool about Argo, I think he challenged me on the Kiger HMA once, or it was his twin. Here's another, WDSWRJAFT Why does she want to ride just at feeding time?